Randomness at Alice’s.

I've been forced to write a new one. Yes that's right Alice Elizabeth Belger should go sit in the corner and be an emo for making me do this.

Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy? Because apparently I'm relatively amusing. I hope that's not her way of making fun of me. If it is, I repeat the whole sitting in a corner thing. Colin the cat is yellow. Did you know that cuz I bet you didn't.

Oh and guess what! Yesterday, we went back in time. I bet your thinking "HOLY CRAP?! HOW THE HELL?!" Well, when you're best friends with a ginger... everything is possible. It's like being best friends with Harry Potter. See, there's even a ginger in that. Or several, if you want to count all of the Weasley family. What a lovely bunch they are. Went round to their house last week for supper at the Burrow, very nice, have to compliment Molly Weasley on her cooking. Squished Rabbit never tasted so gooood.

What the actual banana? I'm. So. Weird.

Have you ever had a Mangoes & Passion Fruit innocent smoothie? It's like the nicest freaking thing evaaaa', and I'm not just saying that so that Innocent Smoothies decide to give me some freebies, like a lifetime supply of the stuff. Heck, that would be nice... mmmh.

The radiator is ticking. Colin (no, not the cat, this Colin isn't even really called Colin) was looking for shoes today because his other ones, well. Ugh.

Whaaaaa. That was my failed attempt at "Whoaaa". What. A. Disgrace.

 

This is Alice: HELLO :D

I just turned the sound down on the laptop with my leg! Jeeeesus. I've got some serious skillage going on tbh.

WE GOT HATS TODAY! They're so awesome...they're like massive, when you wear them you look like you have a cacoon on your head...or a condom. But thats not as attractive sounding huh?

Neither is a cacoon i guess, I hear they're all slimey and smell quite bad. Probably why you're not meant to pull the massive hat down over your face I guess, then you could be mistaken for a caterpillar who is about to rob a bank but is making sure he's safe for the next mating season.

Why am I even telling you about the mating habits of freaking CATERPILLARS :O

Urgh. Shuttup Alice!

RIGHT. Lets start a nicer proper paragraph about nice things like rainbows.

I CAN EAT A WHOLE PACKET OF SMARTIES IN ONE. Hell yes, that just needed to be broadcasted cause its actually an amazing skill, just watch when I bring home the gold Olympic medal in Smartie eating you'll all be majorly gutted and lick my shoes. But not them ones I wore in the garden earlier, cause I don't know if they're clean.

Rosie has no strength she can't open our sweets :') aww.

WHOAAAA my jaw just clicked, its cause we're eating these wierd starburst 'chooozers' pshh, ooozey gooey tasty goodness my ass. Theres no ooze in that chooze. They also make your jaw hurt I might write a letter of complaint, but apparently they send you like a years supply of the stuff + if i don't like them now I'm not gonna like them in a year either.

JAYZUSSS.OOOER. that one was rather ooozalicious.